{"product_id":"everythings-fine-dumpster-fire-kiss-cut-vinyl-sticker","title":"Everything's Fine Dumpster Fire Kiss-Cut Vinyl Sticker","description":"A cheeky, slightly dark vinyl decal that turns everyday surfaces into a little private joke. The illustration shows a dumpster mid-blaze with soft, painterly flames and a muted palette that reads vintage yet sharp. Beneath the image, the caption “Everything’s fine…” lands with dry humor, making this sticker a small, wry statement piece for laptops, water bottles, windows, or journals. The satin finish keeps colors rich without glare, and the subtle white kiss-cut border gives it a tidy, hand-cut look that stands out on glass or matte surfaces. Place it where you want a moment of deadpan relief — it blends into city life while quietly commenting on it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Satin finish for low-glare, rich colors\u003cbr\u003e- Durable white vinyl: water-, scratch- and UV-resistant (up to 3 years)\u003cbr\u003e- Removable adhesive that peels off cleanly\u003cbr\u003e- 1\/8\" (3.2mm) white kiss-cut border for a neat outline\u003cbr\u003e- Available in four sizes; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean with water and rag. Can be used indoors as well as outdoors with 3 year durability. Apply to any hard smooth surface.\t\t\t\t\t\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":45502729748678,"sku":"26703151649155365511","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0566\/8064\/4806\/files\/14937574604948462964_2048.jpg?v=1770126157","url":"https:\/\/daggerdefense.com\/products\/everythings-fine-dumpster-fire-kiss-cut-vinyl-sticker","provider":"Dagger Defense","version":"1.0","type":"link"}