Dumpster Fire Tee — "Everything's Fine" Graphic Shirt

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00
Sleeve length, in	8.90	9.20	9.50	9.70	10.00	10.40
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A lightweight, breathable cotton tee with a wry, darkly humorous design: a dumpster on fire with the caption “Everything’s fine...”. This shirt wears like a relaxed everyday piece — soft against the skin, easy to layer, and built to keep its shape with side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape. Small sleeve details add a subtle, tactical edge while the tear-away label keeps things comfortable. It reads like a quietly sarcastic statement for someone who handles chaos with dry humor. Comfortable enough for long days out, yet neat enough to pair with denim or a casual blazer when you want to look put-together without taking things too seriously.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathable everyday wear
- Side seams, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and a clean fit
- DTF/DTG printed artwork and sleeves for crisp, detailed full-color designs
- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; sourced blank from Honduras
- Retail fit crew neck with small sleeve graphics — casual yet neat styling

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean